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Welcome to my little world. Have a look around, make yourself at home.

  • “Loizou has the most masterful pacing to his stories”

    Stephen Walker, Buxton Fringe

  • “Any story told by him is likely to captivate”

    Audience member, GrimFest

  • “Polis Loizou is a joy to watch.”

    Fringe Biscuit

News

Coming up this autumn…

Following a fun Fringe Summer, in which I took You Oughta Be In Pictures around the country and picked up the prize for Best Actor at Buxton Fringe (!), I’m now busy reworking I Was A Teenage Bisexual ahead of rehearsals, development and a mini autumn tour, courtesy of Arts Council England.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! I’m also premiering a brand new piece, still a work in progress, at Royal & Derngate’s GenFest this September. Check below for more.

Events & Appearances

  • Bald man in a plaid shirt making an intense gesture under blue and pink lighting against a black background

    I Was A Teenage Bisexual (2026 tour)

    LONDON: Wed 14 - Mon 19 Oct, 7pm
    (& 2pm Saturday)
    NOTTINGHAM: Sat 24 Oct, 8pm
    SALE: Tue 3 Nov, 7.30pm
    WOLVERHAMPTON: Fri 6 Nov, 7.30pm

    Book now
  • Smiling bearded man in a white shirt taking a close-up portrait indoors

    Writing Workshop: Playing with Horror

    NOTTINGHAM
    Waterstones Nottingham

    Sun 8 Nov, 3pm-5pm

    Book now
  • Black-and-white portrait of a bearded man in a waistcoat and bowtie holding up a drink in a glass, with the Hollywoodland sign and classic car in the background.

    You Oughta Be In Pictures

    LEEK
    Foxlowe Arts Centre

    Wed 11 Nov, 8pm

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  • Smiling bearded man in a white jumper posing for a close-up portrait against a brick wall

    Writing Workshop: Writing your Identity

    NOTTINGHAM
    Nottingham Playhouse

    Date & time TBC

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  • Bald man in a plaid shirt and jeans posing like a stalking monster from a Universal horror movie

    I Was a Teenage Bisexual

    LONDON
    The Pleasance

    Tue 1 June, 7.15pm

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