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Welcome to my little world. Have a look around, make yourself at home.

  • “Loizou has the most masterful pacing to his stories”

    Stephen Walker, Buxton Fringe

  • “Any story told by him is likely to captivate”

    Audience member, GrimFest

  • “Polis Loizou is a joy to watch.”

    Fringe Biscuit

News

Bisexuals and goblins…

The Arts Council-funded R&D and autumn tour of I Was A Teenage Bisexual is complete! Thank you to all who came and/or supported this little beast in some way. Keep an eye out for 2027 dates (HINT: one of them is already announced, see below.)

For fans of storytelling and history, I’m now cooking up a very special hour of tales about my family in Cyprus and those meddling goblins who surface at Christmas…

Events & Appearances

  • Black-and-white portrait of a bearded man in a waistcoat and bowtie holding up a drink in a glass, with the Hollywoodland sign and classic car in the background.

    You Oughta Be In Pictures

    LEEK
    Foxlowe Arts Centre

    Wed 11 Nov, 8pm

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  • Old photo of a young brunetter woman smiling mischievously off-camera

    Beeston Tales: Kallikantzari

    BEESTON, Nottingham
    Our Lady of the Assumption Church Hall

    Wed 16 Dec, 7.30pm

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  • Smiling bearded man in a white jumper posing for a close-up portrait against a brick wall

    Writing Workshop: Writing your Identity

    NOTTINGHAM
    Nottingham Playhouse

    Date & time TBC

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  • Bald man in a plaid shirt and jeans posing like a stalking monster from a Universal horror movie

    I Was a Teenage Bisexual

    LONDON
    The Pleasance

    Tue 1 June, 7.15pm

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